Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

Widow's Bay 1.01 "Welcome to Widow's Bay"

This is Progress

Harvesting my wheat

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

– Kermit the Frog discussing Jim Henson

You were in the pool?! The Nice Guys (2016) dir. Shane Black

Lionel Boyce as CARL Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

THE GOOD PLACE 4.06 – "A Chip Driver Mystery"

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid