My Ladder to the Stars

a relationship should be fifty-fifty. She lays me gently in the cold dark earth and I crawl home to her.

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

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float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!