Hello and thank you for visiting!! Below are fics I have written or am currently writing. All works are cross-posted on AO3 :)
A guide to writing fics set in museums / with a museum worker character
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AND THEY WERE WALLMATES | Javier Peña x F!Reader
You share a wall with Javier Peña, but that doesn't make it any easier to get to know him.
E for Explicit | Part 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / post-series: 7 / 8
Anything That Shined | The Thief x Heroic!F!Reader x Marcus Moreno
The Thief ‘steals’ you and Marcus, mostly to see if he can. Why, then, upon your release, does Marcus Moreno choose to stay in the home of this infamous supervillain?
T for Teen | wcbh type universe, not a dark fic; friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, eventual threesomething, fake dating
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Into the Woods | Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales x GN!Reader
You and Frankie keep running into each other in the woods. That's it, thats the plot.
All audiences | fluff, comfort, romance
Backstory / chap 1 / chap 2 / comfort interlude / chap 2.5 / the farmer’s market (last half smut) / drabble: Firestick / the picnic (smut)
the “Rancher Boys” universe | Jack Daniels x Reader x Javier Peña
Javier can’t shake a vision of himself leading a peaceful, fulfilled life at Jack’s Ranch and Wellness Center. Naturally, he first has to check in undercover to investigate its head rancher, the ostentatious Jack Daniels, and make sure that the place is worth it.
Teen for now | spy shenanigans, occasional references to Narcos canon-typical content; annoyances to lovers, cute animals and sexy cowboys
part 1: Get or Get Got
Morning Views | E for Explicit | 800 words | morning smut, somnophilia
Cowboys Candids, X-Rated Edition | E for Explicit | 2.5k | cheeky slutty husband Jack
Ride | E for Explicit | 2k | 2 in love horny cowboys, 1 hayloft
Drabble: spurs
it's where I belong | 1.9k words | Rancher Boy!Javier Peña's queer awakening (bi!Javi x OMC)
Private Eye | Tim Rockford/Marcus Moreno x F!Reader
T for Teen | 2.2k | Will you and your secretly super-powered partner be able to solve this case and what's brewing between you?
Ch 1 | Ch 2
Crossroads | Joel Miller x Reader
One-or-Two-Shots
The deal | Unrated | 2.2k | What if, instead of selling your soul to the devil, you can make a deal with someone else?
Inspired by this moodboard
The first meeting | 1.7k
The second meeting | 6.7k
The third meeting | E for Explicit | 9.5k
When Missions Go Right | Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales x afab!Reader
E for Explicit | 7k | ‘I thought I lost you’ smut, only minimal angst
“Ask me” | Frankie Morales x GN!Reader x Santiago Garcia
T for Teen | 1k | sexual tension, established couple inviting a third
The answer (part 2 of “ask me”)
E for Explicit | 1.7k | smut, poly romance vibes
Be the Girl You Wish to Meet in the Bar Bathroom | Santiago ‘Pope’ Garcia x F!Reader
T for Teen | 3.3k | sexual tension, realization of feelings
An Ode to Marcus Moreno’s Arms | Marcus Moreno x GN!Reader
Mature | 2.2k | vaguely smutty imaginings
we could be Dreamers - Prologue | Marcus Moreno x GN!Reader
Teen | 1.6k | worldbuilding. set in the same universe as above
Some Pedro boy headcanons: their reactions to you wearing a necklace that doubles as a vibrator
Explicit | 3.3k | afab!Reader. Really more like ficlets than headcanons; individual warnings listed when relevant
All Was Golden in the Sky | Pero Tovar x OFC!Reader
E-M | 17.6k | A call for mercenaries leads Pero Tovar to China. Along the way, he forms a connection with a member of the Crane Corp. Asian/Chinese!Reader
Coping Mechanisms | Dieter Bravo x afab!Reader
E for Explicit | 4.8k | offscreen drug use, dirty bathroom smut
Conversation Pit | Dieter Bravo x afab!Reader
E for Explicit | 4.1k | horny Dieter shenanigans, a surprise dom appearance 👀, mmf threesome. Same universe as above, but there's no plot connecting then
wildflowers | Joel Miller x GN!Reader
Unrated | 1.5k | The slightest change in the air between you and Joel
Messenger Bird | Oberyn Martell x afab!Reader x Ellaria Sand
E for Explicit | 5.9k | You knock on Oberyn's bedchamber door at just the right moment
Press Play | Tim Rockford x afab!Reader
M for Mature | 1.8k | Detective Rockford's tape recorder finds itself an unexpected use
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there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as "Mr. (Part of My Username)"
so like if the username is something like "dancingwithbears" they'll refer to their husband as "Mr. Bears"
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parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
shop sale YAYYY!!! ive been really slacking on my shop this year and i do apologise for that;;;; heres a sale to make up for it and to give me some funds to get new stock yayyy <3333 sale is running from today until friday 21st of august!!
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"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner"
is the pet ownership version of
"I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"
While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.
You can find tutorials online telling you how to open that thing up and physically remove the mic and wifi module. Frankly I don't trust anything less.
just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews
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