If God turns his back on you, grab his ass

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

My main problem as a person is that while I have no problem following orders when someone else knows what to do, and I have no problem taking charge when I'm the one to know what to do, if I'm put into a position where someone who should know what to do doesn't have a clear plan and isn't giving orders, and I feel like I'm supposed to take command in a situation where I have no idea what we should be doing next, I'm going to start throwing wrenches at people.

Wait fuck am I a horse??

scientists have made a breakthrough in the cultivation of christobacteria from samples left on the holy grail, bringing us one step closer to a vaccine against divinity

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

christianity being a real facet of peoples lives instead of something you grow out of is killing me what do you mean youre 19 and still believe that mission trips are a positive force in the world

someone else at my school has a yellow honda fit (theirs is a mystic yellow pearl while mine is a helios yellow pearl. For all my fellow fitfreaks out there) and i want to meet them. so bad. We are brothers

One time I spent money registering a domain like "dotat.horse" because I wanted an email address which was as difficult as possible to give out

I think it was something like [email protected]. I never used it for anything for obvious reasons

can’t handle this right now