"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

Superhero team as a metaphor for online friendship

I've known you for years, but don't know your name. I trust you with my biggest fears, but you'll never even know how I look. I wish I could take you to my favourite coffee shop or park, but I'll never be able. If something were to happen to you I would never know. You are one of most important people in my life, I wish I could introduce you to others

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Unofficial Autism Post

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

new usa flag

edmund fitzgerald erasure like that bitch was a good ship and true

no love for the marie celeste?? no love for the lusitania? the carpathia??

Phan