in a parasocial relationship with the sea

she is all uncaring mouth but i'm giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Official Post of Massachusetts

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queer discourse final boss

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again