i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

she is all uncaring mouth but i'm giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Official Post of Massachusetts

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queer discourse final boss

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again