Bits and Bobs.

It was easier to contact the international space station than some European countries

"you are tearing me apart lisa" is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it's from the room

Guys, read the room.

i thought it was a movie

what was?

no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now

Can i get an apply juice first :3

apply juice where?

directly to the forehead

Don't be silly, apply juice goes into your mouth

@st-just

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.

CATHERYNNE M VALENTE??

@mother-entropy

!!!!!

I am the night and I am very small and tired.

this is the tumblr equivalent of wearing a giant KICK ME sign

This is Arnold erasure

im going to dismantle you