being a trans woman with a vagina is so cool because i get 2 g spots and a clit. she can do it all

[ID: Tumblr comment. "so! a neovagina has the g spot you'd expect, on the front wall of the vagina at a fairly shallow depth, you reach it by curling your fingers up. what you're feeling when you stimulate the g spot is the bundle of nerves and tissue at the root of the clitoris, which is why it's so sensitive. however, at a further depth in the vaginal canal, you eventually run up against the prostate, which is all still intact after surgery. so that's a whole other g spot, which makes deeper penetration feel great too! and then of course outside the vagina is the clitoris itself, which can be stimulated all sorts of ways, in tandem with the internal g spots. vaginas are so cool" End ID]

we both know you loved to have your tummy rubbed but I need you to beg for it. pull up your shirt while we're laying on the couch after dinner and push your tummy out at me, beg for my hands to rub and massage your full stuffed tummy so you can slip into the bliss of that food coma pulling at your eyes to sleep. we both know I love to rub your tummy too but I need you to beg for it.

i want to watch TV while you eat cookie after cookie until you're heavy with my baking and absentmindedly rubbing your bloated belly and I can't possibly pay attention to anything other than the blush on your cheeks and small gasps you make when you realize you need to unbutton your jeans and have to reach around that gut you've grown - blushing harder when you notice my eyes have been glued to your belly

t hunger is so fucking fun and sexy i wish all hotties on t a very pleasant eat yourself massive and jerk off abt it forever

Some people will never understand the experience of being 13 in the 2000s and desperately looking up different versions of “fat,” “belly,” and “big belly” on Deviantart.

stomach so empty you start belching from the constriction of your greedy guts >

I think boys should be kept well fed it is vital that they never go hungry and their bellies are always full and that they get plenty of rubs and kisses and extra snacks whenever they start to feel peckish again even though they are so so full and sleepy and they whine with each time they swallow and and and

“You should bake because it’s fun” or “You should bake because it’s such a useful skill” well have you ever considered baking because it’s going to make someone really fat

girl who sat next to me at the coffee shop had that Tortured By Computer Work look in her eye so i turned to her and was like Are u doing research? and it turns out she (white) just started working as an indigenous liaison for an ecological wellness surveying company (hired bc she worked with the local nation for a year) so i was like OMG can i share resources with you. and whipped out my 1 million notes and academic papers on ethical Indigenous-settler relations/research and Indigenous perspectives on ecological restoration. she was like omg are u sure this is basically a whole course for free and i wanted to tear my shirt off liek YES!!!! I WANT TO PROMOTE LOW BARRIER EDUCATION TO ADVANCE DECOLONIZATION AND RECONCILIATION!!!!!!!!!!! STEP IN2 MY GOOGLE DOC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

Burp kink is so unserious I'm getting off to onomatopoeia

Genuinely. Like “fuuuck look at all those fucking vowels…”