Crystal: Niko Niko Niko I know it’s like 4am in Japan but I KNOW you’re awake
Niko: yes?
Crystal: I need you to send Charles some gay manga your gayest-ass yaoi. he needs it. Immediately
Niko: I have a reading list prepared for him obviously but why is it urgent?
Crystal: I just got to the office and Edwin was fucking spinning him around in the air while he giggled and obviously I was like what the fuck Nd they were just like “why are you acting weird this is normal boy guy behavior” “So you’ve done this… before??” “Of course Crystal this is perfectly normal boring guy boy man bro activities” no the fuck it ISN’t So I need you to educate Charles
Niko: …I don’t know, I’m trying to work on the match-making thing. There Is A Platonic Explanation For This and sometimes people know themselves better than I do And
Crystal: Charles’s fucking foot popped up when Edwin put him down. While giggling His foot Fucking Popped Niko
Niko: [typing] [...] [typing] [...] [typing] [...] [note shared: Charles’s Personalized Reading List]
