hell if i know

the concept of dean being in his late 30s when he gets his own bedroom for the first time in his life, a bedroom he can invited loved ones into ough

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Once after a night of dancing at the goth club in my city my fitbit sent me a notification congratulating me on swimming a distance of 5 feet over the course of 34 minutes and I still think about it to this day

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

My scorching hot take on Christopher Nolan Presents Homer's The Odyssey is Tom Holland having his mind blown while filming this, then going back to Marvel to and being all "Why did no one tell me that you can, like, have a finished script before you start filming and a cinematographer who has all the shots planned before filming instead of figuring it out in post, has anyone else heard about this?" is pretty funny

Visionary Director Christopher Nolan's controversial directing style of "telling actors what's happening in a scene when they're filming"

the cut off for gen Z breathing on the phone when you call them and not saying anything must have been right after i was born bc jfc these 23 year olds don’t know how to do literally anything

when i was 23 i was already a receptionist calling people daily in a professional manner, and that was literally just 3 years ago, it’s not like im some boomer and life was different back then

and like, yes i understand not wanting to say anything in case it’s a spam call, but if you’ve gotten this far in life without being able to identify spam numbers from the office YOU called TEN MINUTES AGO that is a problem. and gen x/boomer employers are not going to take kindly to having to speak first when they call you for jobs. lord have mercy like learn how to exist in the world man

I'm all about Ablaut reduplication