wild card!

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

It's absolutely hilarious that Amok Time is also the first episode featuring Chekov. Imagine being 22 years old working a new job on a starship and when you clock in, the first officer is in heat

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

One time someone hit me with their car and they were wearing a nine inch nails tshirt

My friend said that sounds like the goth version of the down with cis bus story but it was actually real. I was even on my way to get sinister fabric actually.

Nine inch nails listeners beware that sometimes you may be getting 'closer' to an intersection and need to actually look at it to see if there's a red light or someone in the intersection, or people might get 'hurt'