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hear me out, i think wesper would have arguments about whether or not pluto is a planet. Jesper doesn't actually care, but says he feels bad for the lil guy because he had his status revoked for being too small. Wylan, on the other hand, feels very strongly about this. pluto is NOT a planet. It cannot clear its own orbit. Pluto is a dwarf planet and that is OKAY you do not need to feel bad for him because there are MANY dwarf planets so pluto has friends.

Jesper's mind is changed within three minutes of Wylan explaining this but he keeps pretending he disagrees because he thinks it's cute that Wylan cares so much. He brings it up once a month and every time Wylan looks up at him with the most 'do NOT fuck with me right now' glare possible and then Jesper is like yeah okay I have a type actually.

#we need to let wesper have more petty arguments actuallu #like this is peak characterization

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soulmate au where the first words your soulmate says to you appear on your wrist when you turn like 12 or something okay. and when Wylan’s show up his father refuses to read them to him and tells his tutors not to as well, and Wylan is too ashamed to ask anyone, so he doesn’t actually know what the first words his soulmate says to him are. then when he meets Jesper they obviously say The Words to each other, and Wylan of course doesn’t react because he doesn’t know those are The Words, so Jesper convinces himself that it’s a total coincidence and that Wylan is NOT his soulmate, but they become friends. and now they’re lowkey falling in love and Jesper’s like ‘no but he isn’t my soulmate so I can’t say anything!’ and Wylan’s like ‘man I wish I knew what The Words were so I knew if Jesper is my soulmate because I’m kinda in love with him’ and Jesper keeps lowkey trying to glance at Wylan’s wrist just in case but Wylan’s wardrobe consists of exclusively long sleeves so he can never quite see. and then finally after Wylan reveals he can’t read he works up the courage to ask Jesper what The Words are and Jesper reads them to him, and cue the simultaneous realization that they are in fact soulmates and have been this entire time

#am i a genius #i actually really want to write this but i fear its been months since i updated my last fic and i should not start another one…#‘oh but couldnt wylan just take a picture and use a screen reader to-’ shh. shhhhhh. silence from you.#theyre just enough of disasters to make this work #i feel like The Words are a pretty usual topic of conversation but wylan is a master at dodging the question #also jesper would be pouty enough about wylan not being his soulmate that he would just. never ask that particular question.#because he doesnt want to be proven right #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan x jesper #wesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone tv

sith-shenanigans

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

sith-shenanigans

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

thefishiswriting

wylan at 23 learning how after 7 years all your cells are officially regenerated. him realizing he now lives with a body his father never touched. him telling inej about it. inej quitely weeping that night because even if the memories are still there this body is entirely hers. idk if it makes sense and it is very badly worded but i'm at work and it's driving me insane.

#yeah so i’ll cry now #thanks for this

magnoliaa1311

Jesper Fahey, Six of Crows

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blueisconfused

modern wesper phones being complete opposites of one another (but not in the way you might think). jesper’s is absolutely pristine and looks like he bought it two days ago. wylan’s is so cracked and scuffed that you’d think it went through at least one trash compactor, and you can barely operate it anymore. jesper’s phone case is neon green but you can’t tell because it’s covered in as many stickers as he can fit on it. wylan’s case is the most plain one he could find with a few stickers he liked from jesper’s massive collection. jesper’s lock screen is a candid of wylan working out a composition on the piano and happening to glance up at him with a little smile, the sunlight catching his face just right, and jesper thinks it’s the most beautiful picture of wylan he’s ever taken. wylan’s lock screen is a slightly-blurry zoomed-in picture of jesper pulling an exaggerated (+ very undignified) face that makes wylan giggle a bit every time his phone turns on.

alphacrone

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

podcastwizard

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

podcastwizard

had food poisoning when i posted this

martinkhall

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

podcastwizard

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

Hello friend haven't been here in a while but I'm having emotions because the Heartstopper webcomic has finally ended and you're my only Heartstopper moot so I thought I'd yap to you about it

i meant to respond to this literally forever ago and i forgot (because im historically bad at responding to asks im so sorry😭) but im getting a bunch of stuff for the Heartstopper Forever movie and im just so 🥲😭😩🥹 about it

i looked at one of those ‘letters to my future self’ from my freshman year of high school and i’d written that Heartstopper was my favorite tv show. and i had a friend that was looking at it with me and was like “really? Heartstopper?” (not judging, just surprised). and idk it just made me think about 13 year old me who’d just barely figured out i was queer and had a pretty awful coming out experience finding that show and falling completely in love with it. i’d grown up completely cut off from queer media so that was my first experience with characters who were like me in that way. and i remember feeling this awe as i watched it and saw queer characters with queer storylines as well as queer characters with other storylines. my younger brother was in the room while i rewatched some of it and he caught some of Charlie’s struggles with an ED and SH, and he asked to watch it with me because he’d never seen a man with an eating disorder in media. it was the first time he saw that part of himself on a screen. i remember watching it and tearing up every time it showed Tori and Charlie because i saw myself and my brother in them.

and ive seen people say they dont like the acting or that its too cringey or whatever, but none of that changes the impact the show and comics have had on so many young queer kids out there. Heartstopper has such a good balance of characters hurting because they’re queer and characters hurting because they’re people outside of their queerness. there are so many queer characters with storylines that have just been copy-pasted for low effort representation, but Heartstopper doesn’t do that. these are characters who hurt and make mistakes and grow and cry and laugh, and it’s such a beautiful show.

idk man, im just so emotional knowing that i found this show exactly when i needed it, and now that i’m older and doing better, it’s ending. like in so many ways i feel i’ve really grown with these characters and im so excited to see the end of their story, but im also sad to see it end. it’s just so bittersweet.

what about you? ive yapped about my personal experience but i want to know how you’re feeling about all this!

#heartstopper will forever have such a special place in my heart #tori’s book deserves some respect as well #shfjdbsjsbsh im just so emotions about it #heartstopper #answered asks #moots

chaosandwolves

Oh I'm crying again?

Well.... Why could that be?

Maybe cause our boys are safe and happy???

😭😭😭😭😭😭

#LOVE AND LARCENY #ARE YOU KIDDING ME #LOVE AND LARCENY JES AND WY #IM GONNA BE SICK

cryptidstealingyourcreditcard

headcanon that colm can play the bagpipes but he will never tell jesper (he has nightmares of a hyperactive eight year old jesper running around the farm playing a stolen bagpipe deafeningly loudly)

#hilarious #wylan mentioned he finds bagpipes interesting while they’re visiting and colm goes ‘oh i actually know how to play!’#and plays for him while jesper is out of the house #later:#wylan: oh you didnt tell me your da plays the bagpipes! he played some for me it was so cool!#jesper: MY DA PLAYS THE BAGPIPES

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dullella

rereading the first six of crows and forgot how many times jesper mentions wylan’s flute. give him a break smh 😭😭

writingdose

being a writer is fun

redpandalover12

Based on all the people I've seen talking about how Wylan would start going bald like his father I wanted to point out that, although Jan and Wylan are said to look very similar to each other there is one dead give away.

Wylan's red curls. The same ones as Marya.

Wyaln got his hair from mother, so its safe to say wylan would not receive Jan's unfortunate hairline and would at most just go gray.

dasiesanddarkness

i also feel the need to point out that male pattern baldness is inherited from the mother’s side. so like even if Wylan did have Jan’s hair, unless Marya’s father is bald he’d be fine

iwontknowyouanymore

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

toskarin

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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legal procedural about a sleazebag lesbian lawyer cruising divorce court to pick up emotionally vulnerable women by helping turn up dirt on their husbands

televisionenjoyer

EVERYONE GET MORE FEMINIST NOW

televisionenjoyer

EVERYONE GET FEMINIST NOW 😭😭

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