Greenline Confirmed

Achievement Unlocked: Remembered to use Kohl's Cash with less than 60 minutes before expiration.

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever handed off the work equivalent of a live grenade with one second left on the fuse for someone else to deal with?

Having a very 'accidentally became important at work' kind of week which, uhhhh, sucks

Oh you know you're fucked when you change up your workout and you're already sore only like two hours later.

I waited too long to submit my poll worker application so I won't be running the NJ Primary election tomorrow. And yes to be obnoxious about it, but I just know that place is gonna be a mess without me.

Just did a yoga class for the first time in about honest-to-god fifteen years. Now I was never particularly flexible, but at times the instructions really felt like, "lift up your right leg back behind you... palms off the mat... slowly raise your upper body... left leg completely off the floor..." I thought, "bitch are we levitating?" And I look over and she's levitating.