A rather clever bagel

Lmfao

This post honestly keeps getting better

Was the record to take five steps or did he take more than five steps?

Previous record was five steps I believe

Do did he take more?

Because he could

I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two

Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.

Oh wow I guess my addition to this post got spread a lot. I just wanted to add in another piece of important information. I live in Orlando. The location of the Pulse night club shooting. I was wearing a rainbow pin on my uniform because 49 people in my community died in a hate crime. I will never forgive anyone who tells me that my rainbow pins are the same as a swastika

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

That’s terrifying

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

I love you Archbishop Frank.

The continuity of these is what sells it to me every time

This is the fluffiest cat in all of existence.

He’s beautiful ;3;

Someone finally recognized him

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

Unfortunately I like men

5 stars, “Refreshingly Honest”

chaotic good energy