Carry On, Let The Good Times Roll

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

A miracle

unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is

like im not mean or anything im just incredibly boring to talk to

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

parading a broken and dead body through the streets

boobs up my ass

And out