Suspiciously Heterophobic

Thagomizer or not, it'd probably still be about as peaceful as other large herbivores in the class - the cape buffalo, or the joyful hippopotamus.

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

This book having a whole paragraph of Arnault explaining to his fledgling that it's important to take blood from people with a lust and passion for life feels like how when Anne Rice described her auburn haired nymphomaniac sex slave character named Alexi in The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty she would repeatedly make a point of saying he is NOT cherubic just to make sure it's clear that this isn't just Armand being picked up and dropped into another series. Like oh I see you think changing one, albeit quite major thing, about the character makes him a new person 😭

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition