picker of empty cocoons

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

laughing at a joke about the "refusal of the call" but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i don't approve of the monomyth as an effective structure for literary analysis

There’s actually a shitload of hiphop artists rapping about finding hidden artifacts in temples & rooms and it’s not strictly limited to sonic adventure 2

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Attention Walmart shoppers there is a homosexual employee with frosted tips in the electronics department