The Patron Saint Of Bad Decisions

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

Hell yeah data instead of needless patronizing.

There has to be a way to dress gothy and masc in a way that's also comfy. Like "clothes that could also double as pyjamas" level of comfy wear.

sweatpants?

Do you have tips on how to style sweatpants in a dressy, goth way?

The problem is the first sentence: there is no known overlap between "looks good" and "comfy".

sounds like it might be an america-raised vs europe-raised thing? as an eastern european i instantly knew what op meant and maybe its just that "looking good" here is not something youd do by wearing sweatpants?

If you walk up to someone here who's wearing sweatpants and say "I like your outfit!" you're going to get a nose-breaking headbutt, because that can only be taken as sarcasm, and interpreted as you saying "I notice that you're in a bad place in your life right now, and I want you to know that it shows! :)"

Do you consider jeans as casual? If not, have you considered jeans with elastane added? There are some black models I’ve seen in stores that offer significant more flexibility than classic jeans. That might be a starting point for further modifications style wise, and if I am not mistaken you should be able to sit in the aforementioned positions. Growing cat fur might be an extra step needed for one of them, but the other seem plausible at least.

Unfortunately denim is so thick and stiff as a fabric that the bunched up folds hurt when you try to pretzel yourself.

I know he has to do it or he'll get in trouble, I've had a job, but there's still something immensely funny about a guy who just helped a customer who's only complaint was "why am I not getting 75% of my phonecalls" immediately shift to try to upsell me wifi. Like dude, one, we have fiber with unlimited data for $35/mo and I KNOW you cannot do better than that because we already checked when dropping COX, and two, maybe we can work on making sure your service is reliable enough I actually get my phone calls before I hook even more of my devices up to it, yeah bud?

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

There has to be a way to dress gothy and masc in a way that's also comfy. Like "clothes that could also double as pyjamas" level of comfy wear.

sweatpants?

Do you have tips on how to style sweatpants in a dressy, goth way?

The problem is the first sentence: there is no known overlap between "looks good" and "comfy".

sounds like it might be an america-raised vs europe-raised thing? as an eastern european i instantly knew what op meant and maybe its just that "looking good" here is not something youd do by wearing sweatpants?

If you walk up to someone here who's wearing sweatpants and say "I like your outfit!" you're going to get a nose-breaking headbutt, because that can only be taken as sarcasm, and interpreted as you saying "I notice that you're in a bad place in your life right now, and I want you to know that it shows! :)"

Even if I too am wearing sweatpants?

They'd probably assume you're commiserating?

This is fascinating bc as both a New Yorker and a Philadelphian I have earnestly complimented ppl on outfits that seemed to involve what were once pajama pants and they have earnestly accepted. (Sorry, ik this doesn’t help you, I just find how wildly different style standards are in different places super interesting)

Heard Suspicious Plastic Noises in the kitchen so I went out there and found that Diesel had torn open a packet of spaghetti and was licking the raw noodles

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.