swords probably

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

i’ve just seen the craziest image

Love the moment in System Collapse when Ratthi makes a joke about round hatches being scarier than square ones, SecUnit decides to fact check this by searching its entire media library for scary things coming out of doors and doing statistical analysis on the shape of the doors and discovers he's right, and ART goes "You wasted processing space on that?" And then ART gets sucked into participating in the inane conversation within seconds.

gender affirming pointy teeth

does kemmer belong at pride

*sighhhhh* you don't belong at pride if you have no shifgrethor. we do this discourse every year

truly anything can be good if you do enough textual analysis

fandom at its core is about asking the age old question “what if they were doing that shit on purpose” and then they weren’t

funny thing about book arwen is that if you elect not to read the appendix, then all you get of her is 1) frodo seeing her from across the room and going "holy shiiit ive never experienced attraction to a woman before but it is potent. good lord" and then three books later, 2) elrond appears out of nowhere. genuinely nowhere. and is like "king elessar you will marry my daughter!" and once again frodo is like "wow women. forgot about them again but wow" and then she goes up to frodo looking like the virgin mary and says: "never kill yourself"

i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will

the two flavours of this feeling are "i think she is flawed and going through it and figuring her shit out and that's a very human quality that i appreciate seeing in a female character" and "i think it's good she killed and ate those people and i think it's really hot that she didn't feel bad about it because confidence is attractive"

Character who's a third wheel, but in the same way that a tricycle has three wheels. You technically might be able to remove him, but it's going to be a lot less stable and a lot more likely to result in someone's death if you do.

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy