Where Am I

one week til christmas everyone and mr. freeman is still fucking it up. happy holidays

christmas day is here and mr. freeman continues to shake that nasty thing. happy holidays to all, and to all, a good night

couldnt think of the word "hex code" so i just googled "colors" and stared at my screen for a couple minutes

yeah that’s the one

Pokemon Heritage Post

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

But trucks have to move that paper!

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

He’s going such a good job at it too!

emma h2o just add water may be a little bossy and domineering but she is such a good friend. dare i say the best friend out of her, rikki, and cleo whomst i also love but rikki struggles with empathy and cleo lacks in emotional intelligence. emma makes up for her shortcomings with her warmth, sensitivity, compassionate advice, and overall ability to call you out on your shit gently and with tact without turning your chat into an argument. emma h2o just add water you will always be famous

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