faggot with a crossbow

the worst thing about waiting for missing link is that it could appear at literally any time. no safety net of company announcements or e3 or game shows. it could be tomorrow at 4am. it could be october

call that attending an Executive Function

my brain has been stuck on analyzing the lost boys all day and y'know what I'm not afraid to say it. I think looking at this film and thinking the frog brothers are the real villains is just as surface level as thinking the lost boys are complete irredeemable monsters. like dead serious. to understand the lost boys are at the end of the day teenagers in an awful situation, you have to understand that it's the same with the frog brothers.

the frogs' hatred of vampirism isn't the only thing that puts them against the lost boys. there's actually so so so many things that puts them against each other that shouldn't be just dismissed as "these guys ARE the REAL monsters!" like I bet u think that reading is real deep but it's not.

hmmmm I wonder if there's some SYMBOLISM here to the fact that one side are older teenagers who literally CAN'T grow up while on the OTHER side are younger teenagers who have to FORCE themselves to GROW UP. I think there might be SOMETHING to look into HOW the younger teenagers WORKING A COMIC SHOP BY THEMSELVES harbor hatred towards the older teenagers PARTYING and being able to have IMMATURE FUN every night on the SAME BOARDWALK. maybe the ABSENCE of PARENTAL FIGURES in all these lives but on one end their parents are DRUG ABUSING HIPPIES and on the other end their father figure IS A SOBER CONSERVATIVE MAN says SOMETHING about HOW every parent is CAPABLE of being an ABUSER no matter their BACKGROUND. it's really INTERESTING how many LITERARY REFERENCES are used in this film such as the VAMPIRES being named THE LOST BOYS as a direct reference to PETER PAN while the VAMPIRE HUNTERS are literally named after EDGAR ALLEN POE.

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

what do red pandas even do

World Heritage Post

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

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