faggot with a crossbow

the worst thing about waiting for missing link is that it could appear at literally any time. no safety net of company announcements or e3 or game shows. it could be tomorrow at 4am. it could be october

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1039

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

Peanut butter

Jelly (grape)

Bread

guys...

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

I am wildly more obsessed with this than I expected to be

Color By Numbers but the original artist is the sky itself

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living