faggot with a crossbow

He loves history. He wanted to write a biography of John Quincy Adams. I, shamefully, knew almost nothing about John Quincy Adams, so I went online and bought every biography of him I could find. One day, he called me, claiming that we wouldn’t work out long term. He said he loved me but that we had different interests. “What does love mean to you?” I said. “That’s an impossible question,” he replied. I, however, find love to be quite simple. Love is the stack of biographies on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end. — Julia Nicole Camp 

new favorite tweet

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Tumblr in general would appreciate the newest back-of-bus advertising campaign in Wellington, Aotearoa New Zealand

So-called "free thinkers" when a bus is traveling between Strathmore Park and Newtown:

(other guy on the podcast in big headphones and a snapback): love sowing

recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild

no explanation drew this just for fun

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having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

finally a real expert

can i get some respect?!

parenting commitment level 3000

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

i couldn't leave you guys, not intentionally.