faggot with a crossbow

the worst thing about waiting for missing link is that it could appear at literally any time. no safety net of company announcements or e3 or game shows. it could be tomorrow at 4am. it could be october

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

godspeed. "and sped as well in love as men now do." quicksand quicksilver the quick and the dead. you'd better start believing...!

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

WHO ARE YOU

one thing abt me is that I can't recognize veneers and I can't tell when someone's hair is a wig and I can't clock fake accents even when they're done pretty badly and I'm also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers