faggot with a crossbow

the worst thing about waiting for missing link is that it could appear at literally any time. no safety net of company announcements or e3 or game shows. it could be tomorrow at 4am. it could be october

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

trail mix is a kind of mix made out of trail

this cat ate dirt

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly

theres literally nothing sexual

An SSRI made this post

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

Spotify Premium ad: “Imagine playing music without interruptions! Infinite skipping! Replay the song you want! And even do it offline? No ads! Whatever songs you want! For a small monthly payme-” Me: *nods, turns off Spotify and turns on my MP3 player and does all the things they offer, but for free and with songs they don’t even have*

You can also rip audio files from youtube and find files all over the internet. It is far easier to come across great and lesser known music if you dont limit yourself to spotify.

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

I'm selling analogue NFTs. For ten American dollars I'll draw you a fun little stick person doodle and mail you a certificate that says it's yours.

.... alright I guess I'm doin this

Update: I have drawn the stick man

My first token. I'm sure this will be worth millions in the years to come.

Everything about this delights me.