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the worst thing about waiting for missing link is that it could appear at literally any time. no safety net of company announcements or e3 or game shows. it could be tomorrow at 4am. it could be october

#it could be october it could be october it could be october it could be october <- rocking back and forth

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jewfrogs

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

paperandpencilsandskips

I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor

aiden-morse

“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”

deeptalkswithmonica

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink

bucketofdeltav

STRONGLY recommend jerking off a stainless steel spoon or just getting one of those gimmicky stainless steel ‘soap’ bars rather than using your expensive and hard to replace plumbing hardware - the stainless steel does get the stinky sulfur compounds off your hands, yes, but they have to go somewhere, and where they go is onto the steel. And stainless steel is not actually corrosion proof if you keep putting sulfur compounds on it frequently long term!

- local friendly chemist with considerable experience in What Things Can Eat What Grades of Stainless Steel (for spacecraft purposes mainly; don’t rub copper chloride on your taps either).

reallyreallyreallytrying

no fucking way

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goldensunset

beautiful women named hazardous air quality are messaging me

goldensunset

yo my url ain’t “ominous red sun behind clouds of dull smoke”!!!!!!!!

#??? what.#what part of ur username implies that you're a big fan of air pollution #dude i loveee sunsets. which means i think we should set more fires forever #hello.

goldensunset

beautiful women named hazardous air quality are messaging me

goldensunset

yo my url ain’t “ominous red sun behind clouds of dull smoke”!!!!!!!!

lemonsweet

Well boy ain't I the golden mole

porz-deactivated20150219

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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mommahoney

Lying Liars

YES!

gaeliclass

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

katiedingo

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

stephenleasheppard

This seems like a joke and obvious and I can see the appeal, but the problem with this is if you make lying illegal, what you've actually done is make a government agency the arbiter of truth. Imagine if a judiciary under the Trump administration had the power to fire politicians saying things that the Trump administration claims are lies.

(The counter-argument to that, of course, is that with such laws in place, the chance of something like a Trump admin arising in the first place would be lowered.)

ms-demeanor

I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?

ms-demeanor

Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX

My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!

Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.

My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.

Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.

My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.

Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.

yoursjupiter

TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.

Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five

Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR

zevveli

Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:

“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”

“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”

“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”

“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.

palindromordnilap-deactivated20

“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.

closet-keys

not to derail, but holy shit that praxis

cal-is-a-cuddlefish

I’ve had clerks just give out a whole ass SSN when I asked.

airandangels

An inspection in 2014 found the password for the Louvre’s surveillance camera system was “louvre.”

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

vamptits

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

vamptits

normal one. next question.

mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac

peer review

crumbwinner

this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

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goldensunset

shoutout to pachipower417 on tenor.com for my favorite twewy gif of all time

therobotwig

"Meep-Meep"

All shot using real lighting, figures, miniatures, tree bark for the rock, cotton wool clouds and some signs I made, printed and cut out.

I've always wanted to replicate a Looney Tunes cartoon with photography, it took me ages to set this shot up, I put my all into making it as good as I possibly could.

#looneytunes #photography #miniatures #visualart #roadrunner #wileecoyote #vibrant #cartoons #photographicart #art #miniaturephotography #creativephotography

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