The Alexandrite System 🧭💎

Me hand selecting the reels I'm going to send my friend vs. My friend spamming me every single thing they find funny throughout the day

English speakers don't get just how much heavy lifting the word "get" is doing for them

Do you ever listen to people tell you their real life drama and thing "wow I'm too online for this"

Cada vez que llega el mundial volvemos a tener el mismo putodiscourse recalentado. Es casi tradición a este pu(n)to

Some of you Tumblr users are comfortable saying incredibly bigoted things and pretending it's okay because you are the Correct kind of communist and that gives you permission to call anyone who disagrees with you slurs

Dahlia did it first and she also did it better

People are rightly talking about that one document that says the US government is going to start killing transgender people but let's not forget that "islamist groups" and "narcoterrorists" is code for Arab and Latine people

I might be the only person who had fun reading House of Leaves

Time for a social media break again :) see you in a week :)