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Pluto (Wanderer's Journal):

A mysterious wanderer with a secretive past…

Pluto's such a wet cat he's not even considered a planet anymore

Such girlfailure she's not even a girl

Poorest sense of self-preservation, falls down cliffs and eats poisonous plants on the regular

Girlboss? More like certified girllooser

He's very gender

So obsessed over the other MC she says Marigold's name an average of 4 times per episode (10-15 min long episodes)

Good with pets and creatures

Pluto is a wanderer. She roams the world in search of fun, adventure, knowledge. He's been to many places, seen many things and met many people. Just a shame she ends up hurting all the people he meets. Just a shame he runs away from all her problems instead of facing them head on. Just a shame she always tells others he's fine so they don't worry about her, beacuse the notion of people caring about her makes him feel even worse about himself. Face it Pluto, your only friends are a thing you found in the woods and a person talking through a magic book. Also you can't walk right. L + ratio Pluto, you aro disaster of a person.

(I love her so much, I'm so priveliged to be able to voice him <3)

Walt Tremblay (Episode One: Be That As It May):

Walt Tremblay is a decrepit adult man from Terre Haute, IN. He keeps a Smile Log. He killed Princess Diana. He has been kidnapped multiple times. He was witness and, arguably, accessory to the Club Pago shooting. He is a perplexed fan of Meghan Trainor. He has a number of ailments. He is active on Facebook. He has committed many sins.

Here is an incomplete list of his injuries and ailments:

 Face that makes people want to beat him up

 Foot disfigurement

 Gets beat up an average of 4 times a day (a conservative guesstimate)

 Gets hit by cars often

 Spent a night in a river

 Stayed in Lawyer Michael Richards' abandoned drug den for weeks

 Brushed his teeth 12 times a day, causing intense gum bleeding

 Spent 3-4 days in a cave because he wanted people to miss him

 Which lead to a rare parasitic bird laying an egg in him

 Which lead to him being held in custody by the US Forest Service

 Abducted by aliens

 Blacks out and appears in a new place frequently

 Got stuck on a ferris wheel

 Stopped a fight between two black teens by having them beat him up instead

 Kidnapped by the government

 Kidnapped by a guy who needed him to fix his VCR

 Kidnapped by Hashman

 Is incapable of feeling real pain or sadness

 Divorced

 Canceled by the Meghan Trainor fandom for rating her Christmas album poorly

 Has no fear of death

 Frequently tortured

 Confident in his unpracticed heterosexuality

 Locked out of his TikTok and Soundcloud accounts

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Who is the Wettest Cat?

As a follow-up to this poll, we are now doing a full bracket asking just who is the Wettest Cat (gender neutral) in all of podcasting?

Potentially Asked Questions:

What is a wet cat? I define it as a character that is in a miserable situation and is maybe not doing everything they can to make it better. But you the voter might have a different interpretation.

Where is David Ward? Despite being the inspiration for this bracket, nobody submitted him. Even after I asked (and got Khoshekh submitted instead). At least David Ward fans won't have to watch him lose again?

Did I miss anything? Normal Oak was deemed too normal and was eliminated in the preliminaries.

How was this bracket seeded? Doug Eiffel, Caspar Scott, Jeremy Larkin, and Pluto are in the top four spots because they each got two submissions. From there I went in descending order based on how popular I thought the podcast currently was on Tumblr. The final four positions were seeded by the podcast's score on Listen Notes.

When does Round 1 start? Uhhhh…. in the future. I'll get back to you on that. I still haven't made graphics, let alone polls.

Where can I submit propaganda while waiting for the polls to start? To the askbox!

Round 1: