I am cross man. Cross man is me.

At what point are we just making fun of children.

I AM A BAKER, AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY 🗣🔥🔥‼️

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

get someone who looks at you like Brendon looks at Shannon playing Maloney

Organized chaos... i want my walls to be papered over in posters and magazine clippings and vinyl sleeves and just absolutely DECKED OUT in little bits and bobs. All or nothing baby. I'd also like it to be one of those rooms with a sloped wall- not a big, low-down one, but halfway up the wall it slopes like it's under a roof on the second floor. With a window on the sloped part! Plenty of windows to break up the clutter and let lots of light, sun or moon, into the room. Purple, sparkly curtains to close when the sun is too bright and I need things to be atmospheric. Something like that... 🤤

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

i don’t think schadenfreude is an inherently evil emotion. i love a good crab rave. but i think experiencing schadenfreude is a kind of internal check engine light signifying that it’s time to pop the hood and reflect on why that’s the reaction your having. i know that sounds patronizing but schadenfreude is truly one of the most judgement-clouding emotions you can have and it’s just. well. the most ashamed i’ve ever been about my own words or actions has been when they’ve been driven by schadenfreude. i don’t even say that out of some kind of pretense of nobility but because it’s really obvious to other people when that’s what’s inspiring you, and it’s really, really unappealing.

Some speculative evolution bird designs I illustrated a while back for a fantasy book.