She Eat My Dick Off It Gone

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

"i am looking respectfully" i am daydreaming about cumming inside you unprotected

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

what do you think this is

the cucks have unionized

they want nicer chairs

YOU WROTE A FANFICTION WHERE I TURN EMO????

ok well my lesbian fantasies involve having sex. so write that down

the original tweet being translated from russian may provide some helpful context as to why OP is fantasizing about being able to be publicly affectionate with a partner. sex is an important part of lesbianism for many people (including myself!); i also think approaching harmless posts like this with sympathy for the context is more thoughtful and considerate than jumping to a snappy comeback. my heart aches for OP and i hope they are able to find happiness in an often unkind world.

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"