made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

Hot gayboys kissing

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

i'm trapped inside a whale but so is the guy who bankrupted my mom

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

I wonder if Creepy and Wet exist as a dichotomy, in which the poster wanted a gym that is creepy, which exists in opposition to being wet, or if they simply wanted a gym that is neither creepy nor wet, both existing as standalone negative qualities.