What, You Egg?

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

The thing about Jumanji and Zathura is that if that shit existed in real life there would be an entire subculture dedicated to seeking out and playing haunted fuck up your whole life board games. There'd be reddit threads about whether it was better for a first time player to start with Zathura or Jumanji. And tiktok confessionals about someone feeding their brother to a gator.

life feels exactly like this now

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

Basically I think a lot of White ppl think the antithesis to racism is "Black people are inherently Cool, White people are inherently Lame" and it's just very hard to convince them that this is also extremely racist lmfao

It's the combination of "seeing a racialized group as Fundamentally Inherently Good is still dehumanizing and you aren't seeing them as people" and "your self-flagellating White guilt is extremely annoying for the people of color around you to deal with"

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending