What, You Egg?

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

Um, YES?

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

if you're calling a recipe a "one pot" recipe, I better not find in there that you want me to remove something from the pot and put it aside. you think I'm letting that slide on a technicality? know your audience

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

The thing about Jumanji and Zathura is that if that shit existed in real life there would be an entire subculture dedicated to seeking out and playing haunted fuck up your whole life board games. There'd be reddit threads about whether it was better for a first time player to start with Zathura or Jumanji. And tiktok confessionals about someone feeding their brother to a gator.