bau slut

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

Except I have a scathing rbf

Oh the equestrian population is grateful for me

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

Usually how this game works is you put 2 different photos not the same one twice

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.