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Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

Wasn't Tybalt a character in Romeo and Juliet?

I am stupid.

I mean as long as we’re here we should put Garfield in hamlet anyway

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system