Smash or Smash?

Heated Rivalry set the bar for on screen sex way too high now I'm disappointed every time I watch any sex scene and the people involved don't look like they're fucking in real time right in front of my salad.

IT is time to play my favorite game, "crumbs in bed"

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

Funnily enough, this is actually the post that made me go and watch cinderella's castle

Honestly excellent goal seeing. Time bound, measurable, achievable, value added. You're gonna get a promotion!

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[ID: OP wearing a black cap embroidered with the phrase "Here Comes Mr. Slut" in all caps /end ID]