burger challenge — Geoff vs. Layne
After Layne had handily won their first cook-off, it was time for a rematch. And what better way to continue their foray into the food world than to pit two middle-aged suburban dads against each other across a grill? Personally I'd take Geoff’s toppings on Layne's thicker patty. What's your go-to order?
Details:
title: burger challenge
cooks: Geoff Castellucci & Layne Stein
dishes: double-decker smash burger vs. jalepeno cheddar pub burger
tasters: Eli Jacobson & Cesar De La Rosa
release date: 10 May 2024
My favorite bits:
"…to the death. 💀" 🔪
another set of silly blindfolds and beverage clinking for Eli and Cesar
Layne leaning into the spicy with his sauce again 🌶️
Geoff humble-bragging about his home-grown tomatoes 🍅
recreating the Gordon Ramsey "idiot sandwich" moment
the construction montage & taking pride in their work 🍔🍔
"We both lost." "We both won." 🤣 (Two sides of the same coin.)
Trivia:
Everyone had a very nice time hanging together outside the studio and enjoying some tasty treats. Full bellies lead to warm fuzzies, and solid friendships make for better art.
In keeping with their weekend dad silliness, Geoff and Layne acquired special aprons for the occasion that suit their respective personalities.
Among their numerous shenanigans, Eli and Geoff had turned Layne into a sandwich during the filming of their video for "Butter" three years earlier.
Geoff had a suggestion for the third installment of the series. (Unsurprisingly, they went with something different. Also, for the record, Eli can cook if he has to. He's just not nearly as enthusiastic about it as the others.)
Longtime fan and Patreon patron Huldra Draco had used a recent monthly Q&A perk to inquire about Geoff's burger making techniques, and he obliged her with his description.
Frequent collaborator Rachel Potter also asked a very important question regarding his on-camera wardrobe, which was met with very serious answers.
These guys have always bonded over food. During the high school / college era of 4:2:Five, they would have "meat fest" gatherings where they would grill a bunch of burgers and whatever else struck their fancies, and then gorge themselves silly.
In the early 2000s, Layne, Earl, and Pasquale Palazzolo (Kathy's brother) recorded themselves singing a parody version of James Brown's "I Got You (I Feel Good)" while cooking steaks as a submission for a Food Network contest.
















