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Mmkay. So. We have My Shot, but consider:
Earl, strolling into the room with jazz hands: Angelicaaaaa~
Eli, sliding in right behind him in socks with a twirl: Eliiizaaaaaaa~
J, launched into the room by way of trebuchet, wearing a ball gown, weave, and a whole face of makeup: AND PEGGY!!!
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Layne, sprinting into the room: EARL! EARL!
Earl: Ssh! Eli's sleeping.
Layne, whispering: Oh, okay.
Earl: What is it?
Layne: The house is on fire.
A Crimpella
Geoff: Earl, are you going to eat all those Twinkies?
Earl, holding five separate bags of Twinkies: Nah, these are for everyone else, too.
Geoff, in a narrator voice: He was lying.
Eli, in the van: I don't have the energy for this.
Earl: For what?
Eli: *gestures vaguely*
Queen in 5 Minutes:
Earl: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Guardian: Have everyone stand.
Anubis: Bring three more chairs.
Yama: The most important ones can sit down.
Baron: Kill three kids.
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Geoff: Where's J?
Eli: Doing stuff.
Geoff: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Layne?
Eli: Trying to stop J from doing the stuff.
Geoff: And Earl?
Eli: Trying to stop Layne from stopping J from doing the stuff.
Geoff: I see.
Geoff: And what are you doing here?
Eli: I'm supposed to be stopping you from stopping Earl from stopping Layne from stopping J from doing the stuff.
Earl: Best friend relationships are weird.
Earl: Like - I'd give Layne my kidney but he is not borrowing my charger.
Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your son.
Earl: I don't have a son?
Kidnapper: Then who's this tiny child asking for his fedora?
Earl: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE ELI-!
