Falling into the void

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

leornast þu aht niwe æghwylcum dæge. butan sie þu stærleornere. ðonne leornast þu aht eald

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

I’d approve that one, it adds context

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

fortune favors the fortunate

i was born with 4 limbs but they all fell off

please ignore that last post i forgot 4 is the normal amount of limbs to have i meant to be exaggeratory