wrinkle fucker

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage

I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and our server is a total lgbt tweaker. I am going to tip cash .

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

I fucked your Granddad's clothes!

[looking in the mirror] lmao they KNEW what they were doing with this character design

idk if this actually matters that much but can we just say misogyny instead of "goonerbait" or whatever. i do not care about people jacking off I care about how women are represented in media