wrinkle fucker

you know that thing would fuck you if you died

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

im a protected species you fucking asshole