It's not ogre, its never ogre.

That free lunch one though

You can’t make this stuff up

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

He’s not even able to close an umbrella lol

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me ignoring my problems

I’m thinking career change

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

raw as in.. unfiltered, primordial.

raw as in without a condom

we really need to stop telling all these cringey weirdos online to go outside because that’s how you end up with killing stalking cosplayers filming their tiktok rps in the grocery store parking lot

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

eat at McDonald’s tonight! 😋 #ImLovingIt

i miss her beautiful feet

I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

I amn,, a wood monkey

Fire ox....

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming