shut up and drink yer gin

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time... Want To See Some Bullshit button

if the Hunger Games were real you know you'd have liberals saying things like "it's so cool how the Hunger Games allow anybody a chance to win, it's so democratic" and "it's great to have some District 12 representation amongst the winners of the Hunger Games" and "we need to make sure that young girls receive just as much Hunger Games combat training as young boys #feminism"

I just think we should all agree to bring back non-ritual hand-kissing as a routine, commonplace gesture for reasons of my own which there's no need to examine right now