shut up and drink yer gin

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

And as soon as I figure out what my cause is, I expect you all to rally to it.

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them