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the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

lmao they blocked me

discord server youre trying to be more active in would benefit from a wiki describing the most active members and major server events and injokes and such. unforchies this is insanely autistic thinking

every discord should have a bestiary & a heavily sourced + localized knowyourmeme index, at a minimum

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what do they put in october and november that makes them the most ungodly mental breakdown psychosis inducing months imaginable. what are they storing in the orange leaves and generally grey drowsy atmosphere

Someone lifted you out of your nice cozy warm temperature-controlled terrarium and dropped you into the background of an X-files episode and you want to know what it is about that which your soft mammal body is finding stressful

Rotting away can be a fun hobby

gonna quit my job and move to some random town and open up an ice cream parlor called I SCREAM and it's only open from dusk til dawn and the flavors are all spooky names like MONSTER MASH MANGO and BLOODY ORANGE and ROTTING CORPSES & CREAM and EXISTENTIAL DREAD and i'll only be seen at night except for occasional daytime appearances where i wear dark sunglasses and long flowing coats and people will ask me what my favorite flavor is and i'll say "oh no, i don't actually partake in...eating..." and they'll all think i'm a vampire but i'm really just lactose intolerant.

Salad for wolves would have awoogula in it