cancel culture comes for the northern pike

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

its interesting how the "what if there was a population genetically engineered to be physically stronger than the rest of us and they believed that made them superior" sci fi plot is essentially men having a nightmare about being put in the same position as women

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

u dont care?