cancel culture comes for the northern pike

Buran Orbiter

Okay and the left one?

dogy

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion