cancel culture comes for the northern pike

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

OP, because i am just such a Literature Nerd, i have analyzed the meter of your text post. it is actually in perfect iambic pentameter, as long as you put the emphasis on the second syllable of "penis," ignore the last syllable in "catastrophe," pronounce "thousands of casualties" like "thou SANDS of casualties" which sounds more literary anyway,

I need all the hyperlexic statistical outliers on tumblr to look up what’s meant by low literacy, it means like, can’t read the notice from the electric company that says they’re cutting you off. Can’t read your doctor’s instructions on how to treat yourself at home. It means “school system failed you so badly that it might kill you”, if you’re reading simple fiction for fun you are already so far out of the window of maximum concern