cancel culture comes for the northern pike

shirt that says "she gets lost easily ->" and you only wear it alone

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

we need a cultural revolution in america.

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

its interesting how the "what if there was a population genetically engineered to be physically stronger than the rest of us and they believed that made them superior" sci fi plot is essentially men having a nightmare about being put in the same position as women

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.