cancel culture comes for the northern pike

previously unseen genders in human history

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

The beginning of Skyrim where you get hauled off and instantly sentenced to death just because you and some other guys happened to be in the same place is pretty much how riot charges work in real life

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

recently i went on vacation with my parents and gf and for the duration of this trip my dad decided that his signature drink order would be an old fashioned, so he had about 10 of these per day. one evening, fairly soused off the old fashioneds, he tells us how he'd had a drill instructor in the air force who was a very short woman and very strict about punctuality. "that was when i learned short women aren't to be messed with," he said, gazing lovingly at my 4'11 mom. alright!