FROM THE EARTH TO THE MORGUE

This blog is only for fuckups, burnouts, losers, criminals and the mentally ill btw

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

Discussion about Types of Guy in tabletop roleplaying groups is always "the Rules Lawyer", "the Method Actor" and never "Guy Who Always Plays A Human And Invents New Setting-Specific Slurs For Their Character To Call A Specific Type Of Nonhuman Characters" even though I see the last one a lot more.

At some point you've gotta sit a player down like "okay, in our fantasy game you played a guy who hates elves and made up new slurs for elves; in our transhuman cyberpunk game you played a guy who hates robots and made up new slurs for robots; I think your actual goal here is just to be a guy who says slurs".

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

honestly this feels more like an mcr concert night than the constant tiktok stream. 3 pixels of fuck you on the ground. this is way more like it

this is like when we got that 1 image of meta man and then nothing and were all scrambling on the dash together do yall remember that? good fucking times

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

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Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

gerard's lore document is 30+ pages long but frank keeps ignoring it because he's trying to get charlie's hands down his pants

charlotte is being called in as the official yaoi consultant because gerard can't handle this shit alone

stop trying to say I have aphantasia, nobody can actually see that fucking apple

if I had aphantasia, that would require people to be constantly ahllucinating, and I think that they are the real issue here

Genuinely though the idea of aphantasia is stupid, I don't think anyone can see an apple, they are all lying to me as a bit

Question to people with aphantasia, how do you see memories? Like for example if you wanted to remember what you ate for dinner last night, can you visually see what you ate based on your memory of it? Or maybe even something as familiar as the layout of your home?