Everything You Can Imagine Is Real

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

Whenever I question human anatomy or impulse control, I still can come back to "At least we're not horses."

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

god i fucking love venn diagrams 

wdym you can hear it?

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

YO what the FUXK

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

everyone has an opinion on vagina bush but sometimes I feel like I'm the only person with an opinion on penis bush. completely hairless penis looks strange to me. it ceases to be a penis, it's just a tube. you've got a tube there. even michaelangelo understood this when he was sculpting the glabrous david and chose to include a coif on the beast.

It's a cylinder.

I feel like this site is slowly gaining its third joke