turn up the thermostat to a sensible 74

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

true posters will post in their head when the text field is not available to them

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother