Purple is the msg of color

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

sometimes I get anxious because I forget that I have the devil's luck and that cosmic forces will always conspire so that everything always works out in the end

people born in 2018 are 13 years old now. feel old yeyt?

shrek 5's teaser animation isnt bad you're just nostalgic for movies made in 2001

"OMG why is there TIKTOK??? IN THE SHREK UNIVERSE?" <- person who has never seen shrek before

shrek has always been full of pop culture references. you just think it's cringe now because you're 20+ years older. now shut up and enjoy shrek's lesbian daughter voiced by zendaya and pinocchio making thirst trap edits of shrek twerking on tiktok

this is a neat way to find out about Shrek 5

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion