sing me awake with a song about pirates

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

the writer's beautiful and cleverly utilized fetish

this post never fails to make me crave gummy orange slices