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Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

southern american politicians will be like "m'name's buck bingo and i'm a hard worker...... just like y'all" and he's an private school + ivy league educated guy actually named buckley beaumont carlisle who was born into a family who owned slaves and still profits from it to this day. and people eat that shit up.

last night i went on a crazy wikidive lol

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

wild how we want and desire but there’s no way to voice this. it’s literally impossible no one’s ever done it before so unfortunatelyyy we’re all doomed and fucked eternally

ah fuck falling prey to my own fierce and consuming desires once again but unable to communicate what i want because i will be shot 1 hundred billion times and stabbed and drowned and kicked and tortured

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.