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the sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane

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waterandsilver

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

waterandsilver

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

moniquill

gayrandalgraves

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

#honey lavender with oatmilk and an extra shot of espresso

importantcatimages

#flautas

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pixelprofligate

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

silverynight

Midoriya starts trending on Twitter because during a fight against a villain, part of his hero costume gets ripped off and the people around get a glimpse of the thick thighs (of course most of them are taking videos and pictures with their phones) and now everyone wants hero Deku to smash their heads with his thighs.

Midoriya doesn't use Twitter that much so he has no idea what's going on but class A does and they don't like it, especially Bakugo.

So he manages to take a selfie with his head in between the freckled thighs (if Midoriya finds weird that his childhood friend chooses to lie on the bed right in between his legs instead of next to him while they're trying to study he doesn't say a word about it and just lets it happen).

However, instead of looking smug in the selfie, Bakugo glares at the phone with the middle finger up and posts it with the caption: "Back off, extras! These are mine!"

Twitter explodes.

Class A takes it as a challenge and every single one wants to take a selfie with their head in between the thick thighs too.

Bakugo regrets posting the photo in the first place while trying to get Todoroki as far away from Midoriya as he can, but it's difficult because he's not the only one who wants to do the "challenge".

Midoriya remains happily oblivious.

#bnha

sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

mxnrique

BRO 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

gurl-blunt

The hands. The Home Depot spackling tools. The RAW taco seasoning. I’m....

ottermatopoeia

starkidmack

I was in such a state of shock and horror the whole time that I could only keep mumbling “she didn’t even wiped her hands off” over and over

nudityandnerdery

This is just the absolute worst and I feel like it's the kind of awful that has to be shared.

tea-withnofixinsplease

If someone were to offer the idea of "Taco Cones" I would have listened but...

The execution of this specific video

vaguelyaperson

Petition to Stop white people

utopians

e.b. d.b. cooper

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klappert-art

twilight drift

spidaerman

ao3:

me:

nibu-i

Blue spirit

pinkflamingllama

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

angry-acehole-for-positivity

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

biandaceunite

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as-water-fills-the-sea

animal crossing devs: okay, we’ll put tarantulas in the game to encourage kids to not play too much at night :)

unemployed, quarantined millenials frothing at the mouth at the thought of being able to pay off a mortgage: TARANTULA ISLAND TARANTULA ISLAND TARANTULA ISLAND

boazpriestly

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

killorbekillian

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

elodieunderglass

I love how he turns off the stove to give this the attention it deserves

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