was her ocean deeper than mine 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

this just got a hockey rpf tag. due to the nature of this website

other hockey rpf enjoyers now expressing skepticism and disbelief at the choice of man referenced above and tagging it with their preferred and more horchataesque men. i love it here and i'll leave when i die

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

Nothing better than an uptight repressed woman