everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Is this guy bothering you? cuz I could bother you too but in a different better way

also thinking about dildo purchasing timeline. In my mind he must have gotten it sometime between CCM shoot and all star game / 1221. thinking about shane replaying the night at the ccm shoot in his head over and over then realizing if hes gonna let ilya fuck he doesnt want to be completely clueless. cut to him watching solo porn pants on sitting at the kitchen counter for scientific research reasons. cut to him scrolling wirecutter 5 Best Dildos for Men and comparing the specs. cut to him seriously considering opening a PO box to get it shipped to instead of having to look his doorman in the eye while he picks it up. finally getting the package and unwrapping it and just letting it sit on his end table and staring at the thing for weeks. finally being like ok fuck it whatever. ill just use it and get it out of my system then be done with this whole thing. then after he fucks himself hes like oh. yeah this is going to be a real problem for me.

my favorite hobbies include convincing myself that it’s best to not speak to anyone and withdrawing from the world in no particular order

I’d love to stop yearning for things I know aren’t in the cards for me