screaming. crying. throwing up.

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

hozier was so right when he said you don't have to sing it right but who could call you wrong to put your emptiness to melody your awful heart to song you don't have to sing it nice but honey sing it strong at best you'll find a little remedy at worst the world will sing along

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

the sign in button?

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.