turn ur gaze upon this wretched thing

Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

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darth nihilus being able to eat planets in legends drives me crazy. we know palpatine and dooku were planning the death star as early as AOTC, and palpatine had to have invested a ludicrous amount of resources into the project even before vader's actually, y'know, darth vader. but i'm imagining those early months where vader is absorbing sith history, sith dark magic, and palpatine is a sith as a path to power but vader was lured in specifically by the promise of learning powers that break natural law, y'know? he's a little evil college student hitting the books for his cult midterms, y'know? he also maybe wants to resurrect a couple important people he might have killed, it's whatever. but he's perusing palpatine's acquired sith library while palpatine gloats over the progress of his death star. very domestic for two despots. but vader's reading about darth nihilus. and then, y'know, he looks at the death star plans. and then he looks back at the ancient tome containing the history of darth nihilus. and after five minutes of mentally wringing his hands, he's like, "master, could we not have.... utilized the force..... to achieve this end?" palpatine spends several minutes monologuing about how the empire needs a symbol of strength and something concrete to fear and also he holds stock in the company the project was contracted to so fuck off and vader's just standing there, looking between the death star (that is not on schedule to be completed for nearly twenty years) and his silly little bedtime story about a sith lord who could eat planets for breakfast, convinced he could teach himself how to eat a planet faster than palpatine can get the death star finished. he is kind of irritated palpatine won't even let him try. so in ANH when vader bellows about the power of the force, this is an actual disagreement he's had with his boss, and vader's been annoyed about this for nearly twenty years now, because fuck you, he could totally eat a planet. don't underestimate his power. FUCK you

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!