Queen of deepthroat

ace discourse on the dash in 2025 is a recession indicator

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

I'd call it that too if it happened to me

i love inflict wounds conceptually so much. other spells always beating around the bush but u can count on inflict wounds to do what it says in the tin. this is what u came here to do. cut out the middleman and simply Inflict Wounds. spell of Hey (taps u on the shoulder) Fuck You In Particular. beloved deity unwind this fool

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

do people actually preheat their ovens

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*