Bigger!

Incredibly me mooooooooooouhhhh

~cowshapedwoman ^-^

So incredibly you, but not entirely. Surely you're much bigger than that, no~?

Goth Feeds Nerd 13

I joined the local dairy to help pay for school (ha) and the pump assistant who would set me up, let's call her J, had me set up with the best milking experience of my life and we spent it shooting the breeze about anime and takeout food, and I hit a new personal expression best to boot! If I'm interested in making this a regular thing, and possibly taking this outside of work, what are the best practices here? Her job is in Hucow hospitality, so maybe it's weird for me to ask her out, and I don't want to make trouble on her end if there's a work/client power imbalance to consider. Am I too in my own head about this, or is a cow girl/ranch hand romance doomed to be a pump and dump?

Romcom Cow

Dear RomCow,

I'm gonna be real with you: this is a tricky one. She works in hospitality. Her job is to be friendly with people, which is especially important in an industry that caters to something so intimate. You wouldn't want your udders to be handled and milked by someone unfriendly, right? While I am rooting for the two of you, there's a very real chance that she was just polite.

That being said, I don't want you to give up! There's just as much chance that you're at the start of something very real and it'd be a waste not to at least give it a shot! The first step is to go back. See if you can specially request J as your pump assistant and let her know that you did! Don't be afraid to flirt a little and see if she flirts back. It might feel weird to flirt while she's casually groping and grabbing and moving your udders, but you have to try. Make a point to get her to open up about herself. If she starts to pull back or tries to keep a more professional distance, that's your sign to back off. It's okay, no harm done. That's your answer.

If she doesn't and she leans into it, you can start building a path towards friendship. That's where you'll want to go first. That's how you bridge the gap from the milking room to real life. Once you know what she likes, you can try to find something she might be interested in! If you know she's a fiend for Thai food and there's a new Thai place opening up, you can float the idea of checking it out together! If an anime the two of you both like is getting a movie, you can ask her if she wants to see it together! It'll probably wind up being one of those "not a date, haha, unless..." situations and those can be a little awkward, but it won't be if the chemistry is there.

The real test comes after you've started hanging and have seen each other socially a few times. You should still be going to see her professionally while this is all going on, but on one of your social outings, do not milk yourself before hand. In fact, try to go without milking yourself for as long as you can before your get-together. You'll arrive swollen and engorged, maybe even leaking. Your udders will be bulging over the cups of your bra and stretching out your shirt to near transparency. Brush it off. Say it's fine. Tell her not to worry about it. By the end of it, she'll have no choice but to worry about it. It might be a little painful and you'll definitely start leaking, so don't wear anything that can't get milk stains on it. She's not going to let her friend walk around like that. She'll invite you back to her place so she can milk you. You're going to make a lot and it's going to feel good so you might embarrass yourself and that's okay! You're deepening your friendship and your relationship. If you're lucky, if all goes well, she'll finally be tempted enough to drink your milk, maybe even drink it straight from the tap. Once she gets her lips around your nipple and suckles on your massive, swollen udder, you're in!

Or, you know, you could just talk to her and ask her. But that's less fun.

Best of luck,

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