Bigger!

i wish someone would fill me with eggs until i look like i'm pregnant with a human baby. but when your done with me i keeping growing from incubating the eggs for months looking overdue with a singleton at the start to overdue with triplets.

They need to make tiny little shorts that fit properly if you have a dick

I love bulge as much as the next woman and no amount of it stopped me from wearing shorts with a 5cm inseam but now that I no longer have a dick shorts I've owned for years are suddenly much more comfortable than I thought possible and this is a travesty

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

Sooo truuue moomooooo, though I do often need help milking myself for this very reason 🤭